In keeping with my cultural upbringing of a Christian background severely tempered by the enlightenment (including a strong science background), I honestly seek to find good things in every religion. However, sometimes I see a video so blatantly disgusting that it makes me reevaluate that stance. Here is one such video about what I believe to be the most disgusting, the most dangerous religion in the world: Islam. In this video, a pig of a man is a polygamist with four wives at the same time. His justification for taking so many wives simultaneously? Well, the first two wives were too jealous, so he took wives three and four. Maybe they saw you for the dirty, filthy creature that you really are.
Whether there is a God, and by extension a Satan, I am not sure. However, I do know this much: if there really is a Satan, and he had hypothetically set up a disgusting, false, and oppressive religion to torment the world, I am sure that religion would be Islam. What do you think?
If you missed it, Katy Perry, the singer extraordinaire, made an off color, dirty, yet funny joke at the end of her recent guest appearance on The Simpsons. To see the joke, watch the video below.
Oh, to be muppet Moe Sizlack!
Of course, The Simpsons were playing off of the old "That's not my belly button" joke that I heard growing up. There are many versions out it out there; here is one (this one from aardvarkarchie.com
"Class dismissed!" the teacher yelled but little Johnny doesn't go. He walks to the teachers desk and says, "Teacher can i go home with you?" The teacher says "No!" Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy." So the teacher says, "Okay." They get to the teachers house and she says, "Well i'm going to take a quick shower, you sit right here." "Can i take a shower with you?" he asks. The teacher says "No!" Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy." So the teacher says, "Well okay, I guess." So their in the shower and little Johnny says, "Can i turn off the lights?" The teacher says "No!" Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy." So the teacher says, "Okay." So the lights are off and little Johnny says, "Can i stick my finger in your belly button?" The teacher says "No!" Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy." "Well okay." says the teacher, "JOHNNY!, that's not my belly-button!" "Yeah? and that's not my finger eather!"
I've also heard a version with a couple the night before their wedding, etc.
I found this funny little clip from a Philly TV station that proves, once again, there are no dirty words, only people with dirty minds. Watch how a reporter doesn't know the meaning (supposedly) of "shaving off your muff". Is it real? Is it fake? You decide!
Do you want to see a hot, sexy, beautiful cheerleader get "eaten" by an opportunistic mascot? Then, you should check out this video -- I guarantee it's worth your time!
