Thursday, December 24, 2009

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Ann Coulter's Biography





Future Twits has peered into the future and found Ann Coulter working to ensure her place in "history"








10:10 @QueenOfDamned: I have contacted the History channel to come to my mansion and write my full biography: "Ann Coulter: I'm not Satan, a zombie, or a closet lesbian (I think)". Unfortunately, they couldn't be bothered, and so Ricardo from Telemundo is coming over.

10:20 @QueenOfDamned: Strike that, Telemundo is too high class for this project and they've been replaced by Teleritmo. 9 out of 10 Mexicans can't tell the difference.

11:00 @QueenOfDamned: Ricardo has arrived. I'll be tweeting out excerpts from my dictation so that my many, er, three followers can hear the exciting accounts in real time.





My first experience hating liberals came with a childhood crush that I had on the son of a hippie couple from my middle school, Kevin. I loved him, but he dumped me for another hippie named Rainbow -- even though I let him go to third base.

@QueenOfDamned: Are you getting that, Ricardo?

@BeanBurrito: Si, senor. Algo . . . algo . . . fajo con su tio Kevin, su papa, su hijo, ademas, ademas. Continue, please, senor.








However, I credit these rejections -- and a failed experiment in a cult -- with shaping me into the person I am: a bitter, obnoxious woman with a bad boob job and a deep seated hatred of everything not rich, white, and American.

@BeanBurrito: Algo, algo, Ella es una puta . . . una que fuma marijuana y crack y quiere que yo toce sus pechitos. Pero, tengo principios: no hombres.

@QueenofDamned: I'm sorry; Glen is here for my 2 o'clock and I have to finish shoving his face in that pile of used socks. Can you come back.

@BeanBurrito: Prefiero que me muera. Si, senor.







Some Coulter videos:











Another Natalie Portman

Friday, December 18, 2009

Liberals: Ideal Pets

We here at future twits have been watching the political world closely, and we have matched some of the prominent liberals with their ideal pets. Enjoy.

1. Michael Moore -- Panda Bear





















Reason: Same Cheeks


2. Howard Dean -- Pit Viper



















Reason: Same Eyes


3. Bill Maher -- Donkey
























Reason: Same Nose


4. Nancy Pelosi -- Woodpecker




































Reason: Same Cheekbones



5. Keith Olbermann -- Orangatang




























Reason: Same expression


Thanks for reading to the end. Now, for your reward.














What we should all do to Muslims





















Tell me what you think (about the hot girls, the liberal animal likeness, etc.) Thanks.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Some Animal Videos

As much fun as it is to write about Muslims or ugly, bisexual pop stars, we here at Future Twits enjoy a lighter entry at times. So, I've chosen to post some funny videos of animals. Enjoy.

1. Rush Limbaugh at Home






2. Cat Sees Picture of Lady Gaga



3. Cute Animals





4. Puppies




5. Whistling Puppy





I hope that those videos made you smile. If not, go to hell.

Lady Gaga -- Marilyn Manson's Gay Cousin



We here at Future Twits have observed, with astonishment (not!) Lady Gaga's announcement that she is in fact gay. What type of announcements do the future hold for this flamboyant and ugly pop star? Lets find out:

Lady Gaga Twitters for January 17, 2009

@Whalehumper: After my revelation to Barbra Walters that I am, in fact, bisexual -- and that Barbra was once my father before turning to the dark side -- I've decided to put everything hidden about my self out on the table.

1. The first time I made out with a guy in a car, he asked me to wear a bag over my face.



2. I am not a hermaphrodite, in the strictest sense. I actually glued a Jimmy Dean sausage to myself when I was eight and have left it there over the years, even despite the frequent rat attacks and awful smell.

3. My nose originally belonged to Michael Jackson and was glued in place to cover up damage from an earlier car accident. I hope no one noticed.

4. When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother. Then he kidnapped me, hauled me to a Catholic church, and was shot by police while trying to stab me on the altar. Is this a sign, maybe?

5. With my videos, I can honestly say that people like my music. This is because no one, and I mean NO ONE, would watch my videos to see me. I make little children cry.

Normally, we put pictures of our article victims . . . er, subjects in the article. In this case, we thought it best if we went a different route.



Wednesday, December 16, 2009

the cadaver, the comatose & the chimera: avatars have no organs (in retrospect)


The stage-name Stelarc is a hybrid of Stelios Arcadiou, and so too is this show a retrospective of Stelarc's ever transforming, performative self. And yet it is not the usual type of retrospective that is often associated with the visual arts. Rather than an overview of a very successful, internationally renowned career, Cadaver... Comatose... Chimera... is characterised by an anxiety and self-doubt that imbues much human interaction with its residual technocratic landscape.

The show is an examination of a performance practice that I believe began in the 70's; one characterised by a body in crisis and exemplified by the suspension of Stelarc's naked self above a busy New York intersection. (Among other risky and provocative acts). Indirectly alluding to a transient, decomposite flesh, and often underscored by a ritualistic, sadomasochistic impulse, Stelarc's Third Arm was a much more explicit representation of the relationship between human being and machine. With this robotic monstrosity attached to his actual arm, Stelarc called into question the assumed integrity of the natural world. That is, why place an undeniable value upon human life when robotic augmentation of the body can result in a hitherto unprecedented evolution of the species ?

Whichever side of the fence you sit on, Cadaver... Comatose... Chimera... is a reassessment of the relationship between human beings and technology. In doing so, Stelarc has responded to unpredictable developments in the techno-landscape. The so-called technological revolution may just be a composite of fascinating fetishes and armageddon type fusions of man and machine. The actual revolution could very well be a less melodramatic event. Human intelligence distributed on-line in the form of intelligent and interactive images. Hybridised mutations of global grey matter augmented by machines to the point where these intelligent images develop their own unique trajectory. Bodies can no longer be claimed as those belonging to individuals. The self is now an ephemeral and contingent entity, one that has a peculiar and disturbing beauty simply because of its very unreliability. In Cadaver... Comatose... Chimera... Stelarc questions all his previous assumptions about the body. When he asks "Who am I ?", the answer is that we are virtual compositions of multiple streams of global thought that gather and mutate in on-line environments such as Second Life. In effect, we have become intelligent images distributed on-line.

For those of you still prone to pinching the fleshy underside of your forearm and decrying the existence of data-bodies, please consider... Yesterday, or the day before, or even last week, what amount of time did you spend sitting before a computer staring at the algorithmic calculations that now construct simulations of your data-self ? (And the triumph of capitalism has ensured that those who disbelieve or resist the technological advance, are either dragged along by the scruff of the neck, or simply left behind). In Stelarc's world, it is the estranged space between what we believed we were, and who it is we have become, that is perhaps the monumental disjunctive experience of our time. Searching for solace in this contemporary technocracy, I sit down at my apple mac and turn on-line...


The Cadaver, the Comatose & the Chimera:

Avatars have no Organs

By Stelarc

SL site construction: Daniel Mounsey

SL assistance: John Derrick

Sound design: Tim Cole

Lighting: Emily Adinolfi

Video: John Dogget-Williams

Documentation: Nina Sellars

Animated micro-robot: Steve Middleton

Global mind project: Karen Casey & Harry Sokol

EEG headset: Emotive Systems

La Mama Courthouse, Dec. 15 - 16, Melb.



Monday, December 14, 2009

My request to Wikipedia: Muhammad

I have been reading over the last few days (for lack of better things to do) the discussion around the photos of Muhammad on Wikipedia here. In case you don't know, it is against some kinds the Muslim religion for anyone (even non-Muslims) to have a drawing of Muhammad. So, following the spirit of these requests, I thought that I would make my own request to Wikipedia.



Please Remove All Photos Now!!!


Great Saheem,














Muhammad and his followers burning children













As you know, in Islam, pictures of Muhammad (piece of pizza be upon him) are forbidden. I respectfully request that you remove these pictures for the following reasons:

1 Muhammed (popbuh) was a man who never had his picture taken or portrait drawn. Many say this is because he wanted to prevent idolatry among his followers. Others say that he was concerned about his weight, especially his chubby cheeks. This is a lie from Satan, for all know that Allah revealed the principles of Atkins to Muhammad after the second burning of Mecca.

2. Islam is the religion of peace and its beliefs, like all other beliefs, should be respected. So, please, take down the pictures -- YOU JEWISH OR CHRISTIAN BASTARD!!!

3. I have a petition that was signed by all Muslim users of the internet that says, if these photos are not removed, they shall beat their wives to punish the editors of Wikipedia. But, you may say that many Muslims do not have a computer and do not use the internet. However, these Muslims shall beat their wives TWICE as hard to make up for this wickedness on your part. And, they shall marry their daughters to 60 year old men.

Please, Saheem, remove the page at once.

Out,

Saleem Ackmed Jaleel Hussein Taliban the 3rd

P.S. Here is a link to the original posting (which got reverted). Wikipedia sucks.

Also, here are a few pictures of Muhammad.



1. Muhammad covering up a fart





























2. Muhammad marrying his niece




























3. Muhammad and Muslims killing Jews (how little things change)


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Lyric B2ST

"Beast is the B2ST"

Yeah, it's time for some action
The first step, attention please, drop the beat

I'm the joker did you hear my name
Nareul jjotdeon yaedeureun jeogi dwie
Geu nomwi difference nan sangwan anhae
What you say, nan still laughing

That's okay, ije nareul bwa replay
Bump in, let's go, let's jump
Ijekkeot neukkyeo boji mothan my style
It's real, real, real, real, baby, show me what you got

We are beast, come on, come on hey, na egero wa
It's the best, come on, come on hey, naega boyeo julge
We are beast, come on, come on hey, ppajyeo nagalsu eobtge
It's the best, come on, come on hey, naega boyeo julge

Gwitga e namgyeojyeo neorin neol saro jabeul mellodi
Deullini geochin sumsori dadeul dadeul naege banhae
Ijeneun naega neol take it boyeo julge moduda
Beast is the best time to fly
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Translation

Yeah~ it’s time for some action
The first step attention plz drop the beat
I’m the joker did you hear my name
The people that used to chase me are all the way back there. I don’t care about that difference.
(what you say) I’m still rappin’
That’s okay. Look at me now. replay
Bump in let’s go let’s jump
Ma style that’s never been felt before
It’s real real real real baby show me what you got
(we are beast)
Come on come on hey, come to me
(it’s the B2ST)
Come on come on hey, I’ll show you
(we are beast)
Come on come on hey, so you can’t escape
(it’s the B2ST)
Come on come on hey, I’ll show you
The melody that will trap you
Can you hear my breath? They all adore me
Now I will (take it) show you everything
Beast is the best, time to fly

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"Bad Girl"
I'm heart sick, heal me, be crazy, can't let you go
Sad love song, my love's gone, please baby, don't go far
So beast

Down, down, we gotta get down, down, down, we gotta get down
Down, down, we gotta get down, I want ya, come to me, girl
Down, down, we gotta get down, down, down, we gotta get down
Down, down, we gotta get down, I want ya, come to me, girl

Niga tteonan jarie seupeumi gadeukhae
Naman dugo tteona beorimyeon nan eotteokhae
Shigani jinagado ni eolguri jakku tteo olla
Meoriga binggeul binggeul doneunde

Eojega majimak kiss, neol jabji mothan nae miss
Modeunge kkumi gil please, nan geunyang babo baboga dwin geot gata
Sorichyeo sorichyeo bulleo butjapgo butjapgo shipeodo
Hey, hey, hey, girl, dorawa jweo please, my hate girl

Amuri saeng gakhaedo maldo andwae, bad girl
Jakkuman ni saenggage michyeo michyeo, bad girl
Tteonaji mallago nege sorichyeodo
Dwi dora bojido anhneun, bad girl

G-O-N-E niga tteonani jal gadeon shigyedo stop gwaenhi
Nae gwieseo deullineun like our story, so sick
Hanttaeneun my, my lady niga eobseo ureo nan daily
Ajik ni jarineun biweo dulge girl C-O-M-E

Miweohan ji harumane geuriweojyeo
Ni saenggage nae eolguri nunmullo beonjyeo
Neol butjabeuryeo hamyeon neo ege daga galsurok deo
Naegeseo meolli meolli ganeunde

Dashi dolligin neomu nujeo borin geot gatae
Ni moksori ga naegeseo jakku meoreo jineunde
Sorichyeo sorichyeo bulleo butjapgo butjapgo shipeodo
Hey, hey, hey, girl, dorawa jweo please, my hate girl

Amuri saeng gakhaedo maldo andwae, bad girl
Jakkuman ni saenggage michyeo michyeo, bad girl
Tteonaji mallago nege sorichyeodo
Dwi dora bojido anhneun, bad girl

Yeotaekkeot niga haetdeon modeun mal
Hansungan modeun geda geojitmal
Ni mameul dwi dolliryeo halsurok
Naegeseo han georeumsshik meoreojyeo ganeun neo

Amuri saeng gakhaedo maldo andwae, bad girl
Jakkuman ni saenggage michyeo michyeo, bad girl
Tteonaji mallago nege sorichyeodo
Dwi dora bojido anhneun, bad girl

Down, down, we gotta get down, down, down, we gotta get down
Down, down, we gotta get down, na honjaman tto seulpeo hae... naege dorawajweo
Down, down, we gotta get down, down, down, we gotta get down
Down, down, we gotta get down, I want ya, come to me, girl

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Translation

I'm heart sick heal me be crazy can't let you go
sad love song my love's gone plz baby don't go far
we got a new skool sounds now we take this song
so beast!!!
down down we gotta get down
down down we gotta get down
down down we gotta get down
(I wanna come to me girl)
down down we gotta get down
down down we gotta get down
down down we gotta get down
(I wanna come to me girl)
The spot where you’ve left is full of sadness
How could you leave without me
As the time passes your face keeps popping in my mind
And now my head feels dizzy
Last night was my last kiss and as I didn’t hold you back it was my miss
Plz hopefully everything is a dream and I think i’ve become an idiotic idiot
Shout, shout, although I really-really want to hold you but
Hey hey hey girl, please come back plz ma hate girl
Bad girl, been thinking about it an it doesn't make any sense
Bad girl, your reminiscences are driving me crazy
Although I cried “don’t leave”
Bad girl who leaves without looking back
G.O.N.E, after you’ve left, even the ticking clock stopped.
The words my ears pointlessly picked up is like our story (so sick)
At one point, ma ma lady, without you I cried daily
For now I will reserve your spot, girl C.O.M.E
I've only hated for a day, but I miss you already
Just thinking about you leaves face soaked with tears
As I get closer to confine you
You are only getting farther and farther
It must be too late to go back
You are voice is only getting fainter
Shout, shout, although I really-really want to hold you but
Hey hey hey girl, please come back, plz ma hate girl
Bad girl, your reminiscences are driving me crazy
Although I cried “don’t leave”
Bad girl who leaves without looking back
The words I couldn’t say before
Suddenly became lies
You’re getting further and further away from me
Bad girl, your reminiscences are driving me crazy
Although I cried “don’t leave”
Bad girl who leaves without looking back
down down we gotta get down
down down we gotta get down
down down we gotta get down
(I wanna come to me girl)
down down we gotta get down
down down we gotta get down
down down we gotta get down
(I wanna come to me girl)

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"Mystery"

Yeah, yeah, love is pain, love is pain
Love is over, love is over, that, that, that's it
O-o-o-o-over, love love is pain, pain
O-o-o-o-over, love, break it

Neon jeongmal mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery
Mystery, mystery, aldagado moreu neun neo
Igeot cham mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery
Mystery, mystery

Yeogi jom bwabwa nal jom bwabwa ne ape itjanha
Eojetbam kkaji uri dureun jeulgeo weosseot janha
Gabjagi neo wae irae ne nuneun jakku nal pihae
Gomin gomin haebwado nan mo-mo-mo-mo-molla

B-b-b-b-break it, oh, la-la-la-lady
Neon jeongmal alsu eobtneun question nega mweonde
Dae-dae-dae-dae-daeche wae nae-nae-nae-naege
Ireohke nalhimdeul gehae

You tell me, tell me why, you show me, show me why
Neon wae geureoni daeche nan hante why
You tell me, tell me why, you show me, show me why
Cham aireoni naega piryo eobtni-i-i-i-i

Neon jeongmal mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery
Mystery, mystery, aldagado moreu neun neo
Igeot cham mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery
Mystery, mystery

Teojyeo teojyeo michyeo michyeo gagi ilbojik jeon
Chama chama chamadodwae igeon neowi jakjeon
Geulsse geulsse anilgeol jeoldae jeoldae ain't no girl
Gomin gomin haebwado nan mo-mo-mo-mo-molla

B-b-b-b-break it, oh, la-la-la-lady
Neon jeongmal alsu eobtneun question nega mweonde
Dae-dae-dae-dae-daeche wae nae-nae-nae-naege
Ireohke nalhimdeul gehae

You tell me, tell me why, you show me, show me why
Neon wae geureoni daeche nan hante why
You tell me, tell me why, you show me, show me why
Cham aireoni naega piryo eobtni-i-i-i-i

Jeongmal wae jakku nal deulgehae weonhan geon da haejweot neunde
One, two, shigani galsurok apawa nae gaseumdeo
Tto tto tto saenggak halsurok deo deo deo ma eumi jichyeo
Baraneunge hana itdamyeon cheo eumcheoreom dorawa jweo

Soljikhi mareulhae bwana jeongmal moreu gesseo
Charari sarajyeo julkka
Naega piryo eobtdamyeon naega shilheo jin geomyeon
Geunyang ne apeseo kkeojyeo julge

Neon jeongmal mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery
Mystery, mystery, aldagado moreu neun neo
Igeot cham mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery
Mystery, mystery

You tell me, tell me why, you show me, show me why
Neon wae geureoni daeche nan hante why
You tell me, tell me why, you show me, show me why
Cham aireoni naega piryo eobtni-i-i-i-i

Neon jeongmal mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery
Mystery, mystery, aldagado moreu neun neo
Igeot cham mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery
Mystery, mystery
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Translation
Love is pain, love is over
Over, love is pain, over, love (break it)
You are full of Mystery, Mystery, Mystery, Mystery
Mystery, Mystery, I don't even know you anymore
This is full of Mystery, Mystery, Mystery, Mystery
Mystery, Mystery

Look here, look at me I am in front of you
We were fine until last night
Why are you avoiding me all of sudden
I worry and worry but I don't know why
(break it oh lady) The question you can't know, Who do you think you are
(Why is it me) Making things hard for me


you tell me, tell me why, you show me, show me why
Why do you do that to me, why why
you tell me, tell me why, you show me, show me why
Oh the irony, am I that unwanted
You really are a Mystery, Mystery, girl
Mystery, mystery scene
Mystery, Mystery love
I don't even know you anymore
This is a Mystery, Mystery, girl
Mystery, Mystery scene
Mystery, Mystery love

Burst, burst, go crazy, at the verge of going nuts
Gotta resist, resist, but even with the resistance it's part of your plan
Maybe, maybe this isn't it. Absolutely, absolutely ain't no giro
I worry and worry but I don't know why

(break it oh lady) The question you can't know, Who do you think you are
(Why is it me) Making things hard for me
you tell me, tell me why, you show me, show me why
Why do you do that to me, why why
you tell me, tell me why, you show me, show me why
Oh the irony, am I that unwanted

Why are you making things hard for it, I've done everything you've wanted
One two, as time flies my heart hours more
Again, again, again, more I think more my heart hurts
If you want something, please go back how you were
Should I dissappeare for you
If I am unwanted or if you don't like me anymore
I will go away


You really are a Mystery, Mystery, girl
Mystery, mystery scene
Mystery, Mystery love
I don't even know you anymore
This is a Mystery, Mystery, girl
Mystery, Mystery scene
Mystery, Mystery love


you tell me, tell me why, you show me, show me why
Why do you do that to me, why why
you tell me, tell me why, you show me, show me why
Oh the irony, am I that unwanted
You really are a Mystery, Mystery, girl
Mystery, mystery scene
Mystery, Mystery love
I don't even know you anymore
This is a Mystery, Mystery, girl
Mystery, Mystery scene
Mystery, Mystery love

I don't even know you anymore
This is a Mystery, Mystery, girl
Mystery, Mystery scene
Mystery, Mystery love

You really are a Mystery, Mystery, you've changed all of sudden
Now that's Mystery, Mystery, different from yesterday
This is a Mystery, Mystery, I am not any different
Mystery, Mystery
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oasis


Sesange kkeute seosseul ttae giri boijiga anheul ttae
Nugunga piryo haesseotjyo
Eodume gadhyeo isseul ttae bichi boijiga anheul ttae
Songireul gidaryeosseot jyo

Geudaeneun moreujyeo sesange dan hana geudaega
Only one more than better world

I believe dream for you and me
Memareun nawi harue danbiro naeryeo nae ma eume naeryeo yonggireul
jweo
You make me fly and smile again
Biondwi mujigae cheoreom sori eobshi nawi pume angyeo haengbogeul
jweo
I wanna make love

Hyeon shire domang chyeosseotdeon nawi moseubeul boasseul ttae
Hokshina shilmang haetnayo
Geudaega itgie dora ol yonggireul nae eotjyo
You're the one always in my heart

I believe dream for you and me
Memareun nawi harue danbiro naeryeo nae ma eume naeryeo yonggireul
jweo
You make me fly and smile again
Biondwi mujigae cheoreom sori eobshi nawi pume angyeo haengbogeul
jweo
I wanna make love

Oh, lonely night, jigyepgo summakhi neun eodume bam
Geu sogeseo maeil bameul nunmullo honja uldeon nal
Ajigeun yeori gimanhan gaseume sang cheoreul jweotdeon manheun
Saramdeul daeshin, thanks a lot, nae mami memareul ttae

But that's ok, you make a way
Eonjena bichi dwineun you, you, you
Salmwi iyu only you
Neon samagwi oashiseu jeil dalkomhan chokollit

I believe dream for you and me
Memareun nawi harue danbiro naeryeo nae ma eume naeryeo yonggireul
jweo
You make me fly and smile again
Biondwi mujigae cheoreom sori eobshi nawi pume angyeo haengbogeul
jweo
I wanna make love
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Translation
When he stood at the end of the world when you can not see the length of
Someone were to
When stuck in the dark when no light is visible
I waited in the hand was

You do not know that you have only one God
Only one more than better world

I believe dream for you and me
Danielle on my day off with a sterile land in my heart Give me the courage to
You make me fly and smile again
Sounds like a rainbow after a rain without my arms and give me happiness
I wanna make love

In reality, had escaped my appearance when viewed
Was I ever disappointed
You have the courage to come back to naeeotjyo
You're the one always in my heart

I believe dream for you and me
Danielle on my day off with a sterile land in my heart Give me the courage to
You make me fly and smile again
Sounds like a rainbow after a rain without my arms and give me happiness
I wanna make love

Oh, lonely night, I'm tired of the dark night of breathtaking
In it every night I cry myself to tears
Yet the scale botanical just gave a lot of wounds to the chest
Instead of people, thanks a lot, my mind is memareul

But that's ok, you make a way
The light is always you, you, you
Of life because only you
You are the sweetest chocolate desert oasis

I believe dream for you and me
Danielle on my day off with a sterile land in my heart Give me the courage to
You make me fly and smile again
Sounds like a rainbow after a rain without my arms and give me happiness
I wanna make love
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아직은


I never wanted to admit it
I never thought we would end it like this
But I gotta say: I still love you

Haru jongil mweol haetneunji gi eogi anna
Ni jeonhwa maneul gidaryeo amu geotdo halsuga eobseo
Neomu bogo shipeunde nae nune
Ajik kkaji ni moseubi seon myeong hande

He eojingeol moreun chingudeuri useumyeo
Ni soshigeul naege mureo boneunde
Ibyeoriran mari naegen neomu nat seoreoseo
Amu mal haji mothaesseo

Ajigeun ibyeoreul mot baeweoseo
Ajigeun seupeumeul jal mollaseo
Ajigeun geudaega nae gyeoteul tteonado
Mideo jijiga anha nunmuri heulleo naeriji anha

Ajigeun ibyeol norael deureodo
Seulpeuji anha geojitmal gata
Ajigeun geureonde jogeumsshik neukkyeo jyeo
Nunmuri goyeowa ije shijagin gabwa

Dolligo shipeunde neowa naega utgo itneun picture
Nae momeul gamssani heojeon hame nunmullo bameul sae, oh mini cooper
Niga tteona beorin dwi seulpeun sarangi mandeureo beorin
Falling love spaceship

Haru jongil ni saenggagi tteona jiranha
Niga eobtdaneun sashire amu geotdo halsu eobseo na
Neoreul japgo shipeunde nan ije
Neo animyeon dareun sarang halsu eobseo

Neoreul bomyeo utdeon ni moseubi geuriweo
Bogo pado dashin bolsu eobtgetji
Jalhae juji mothan nae moseubi ma eume geollyeo
Jakkuman huhwi dwineun de

Ajigeun ibyeoreul mot baeweoseo
Ajigeun seupeumeul jal mollaseo
Ajigeun geudaega nae gyeoteul tteonado
Mideo jijiga anha nunmuri heulleo naeriji anha

Ajigeun ibyeol norael deureodo
Seulpeuji anha geojitmal gata
Ajigeun geureonde jogeumsshik neukkyeo jyeo
Nunmuri goyeowa ije shijagin gabwa

Ireohkedo manhi apeul jul mollasseo you never know
Neowi mameul jogeum deo ppali aratdamyeon, yeah, no, no
Shigan deureul dwi dollyeo nareul tteonaryeo haneun ni duson nohji anheul tende
Dashin neol bonaeji anheul tende

Ajigeun ibyeoreul mot baeweoseo
Ajigeun seupeumeul jal mollaseo
Ajigeun geudaega nae gyeoteul tteonado
Mideo jijiga anha nunmuri heulleo naeriji anha

Ajigeun ibyeol norael deureodo
Seulpeuji anha geojitmal gata
Ajigeun geureonde jogeumsshik neukkyeo jyeo
Nunmuri goyeowa naege dashi dorawa
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Translation
Yet for a breakup song, also
I do not like sad lie
And yet I feel a little bit
I think it just started crying goyeowa

I'm laughing at you want to turn the picture
Wrapped with a tear on my body all night heojeonham new, oh mini cooper
You blew it after they turned a sad love
Falling love spaceship

Do not leave your mind all day
To the fact that there's nothing you can not or
Now I want to hold you
Or, you can not have another love

I miss you like watching your blessed
Surf report can not be seen again
I did not look good hanging on the mind
And again worried that I

The parting can not yet learn
Still do not know the sorrow
Yet you leave me leave you alone
Tears do not believe heulreonaeriji

Yet for a breakup song, also
I do not like sad lie
And yet I feel a little bit
I think it just started crying goyeowa

This also did not know a lot of pain you never know
If you knew your heart a little bit faster, yeah, no, no
Time to return them to leave me your hands would not let go
I would not send it again

The parting can not yet learn
Still do not know the sorrow
Yet you leave me leave you alone
Tears do not believe heulreonaeriji

Yet for a breakup song, also
I do not like sad lie
And yet I feel a little bit
I came back to me with tears goyeowa

Sunday, December 13, 2009