Showing posts with label youtube. Show all posts
Showing posts with label youtube. Show all posts

Monday, April 25, 2011

EAT THE RICH! -- Lying Sack of Crap




I am reposting this link from someone else's Facebook post, even though I don't want to give more publicity to these types of non sequitur types of arguments. Basically, if you don't want to be bothered watching the video, the lying sack of crap makes an argument where he takes the idea of greater taxation on the rich, corporations, etc. to an absurd extreme where we are taking "all" of the corporate profits, rich salaries, etc. for a single year -- "eating the rich".

Beyond being stupid because nobody that I know of is actually suggesting that, I fail to see the logical conclusion of his video. So, since taking 100% of all corporate profits, rich people's salaries for an entire year, etc. would supposedly tank the economy (something that could be argued, but I will let it stand for the moment), does that mean, in your estimation that it is unfair to make the rich pay MORE (but less than 100%) to support the country than the poor?

However, my main question is this, because I have frankly never understood it: how is it that corporations are able to convince the majority (the poor and middle class) to implement economic policies favorable to the minority (the rich) against the explicit economic self-interest of the majority?

For example, the spending cuts to Pell Grants, which cuts funding for nearly 9 million students too poor to pay for college on their own, passed in the last budget by both the Republicans and Obama could have been easily saved by simply letting the Bush tax cuts on the wealthy lapse. However, whenever the idea of raising the taxes on the rich gets proposed, a bunch of jackasses like this guy and the Tea Baggers get on the internet, television, Fox News, etc. and start spreading the type of blatant misinformation and non sequitur logic present in this video. Think about it: Pell Grants are directly beneficial to poor people trying to go to college, many of whom STILL ROUTINELY vote for politicians who vote to cut funding to the program. How on earth does this happen?

If someone could explain the type of thinking that goes on here, I would very much appreciate it, because the mindset has always baffled me.
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Thursday, April 21, 2011

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Lady Gag - Perform This Way: Controversy


Even though the word on the street is that this video may have been approved by Lady Gaga now, there was some initial controversy between regarding his parody of her song "Perform This Way". As a professional courtesy, Yankovic seeks approval from all artists before publishing parodies of their songs. Most artists take it as a sign that they have "arrived" in the world of music. However, in the case of Gaga, she refused permission for him to publish the song after Al sent her a recording. Technically, her permission is something Al doesn't even technically need under the copyright laws in order to release the song because its a parody. However, he usually hold off releasing the songs (at least for money) anyway as a professional courtesy, and he decided to release the video on Youtube instead.

What was the reason for Gaga's refusal? Your guess is as good as mine; although, I am sure that being too much of a prima donna has something to do with it.

The video is below.





While I think that the video is good, I think Lady Gaga is more of a parody just walking around breathing than Yankovic could ever make in a three minute song. It's just impossible to make this woman any more foolish than she already is.
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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

TV Anchor calls co-anchor a whore during Jeffrey Ross Roast

I found this little gem of a video on Youtube today where TV anchor Larry Potash calls his TV co-anchor a "whore" during the end of a birthday roast. This was during Larry's time at WGN.




After looking at Larry Potash in this clip and looking at the very attractive co-anchor, I feel compelled to remind Larry of the definition of a whore. You see, Larry, a whore is a girl who sleeps with everyone. A "bitch" is a girl who sleeps with everyone EXCEPT YOU. Frankly, I don't think the label of "whore" would apply in your case :D
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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Cool Series on Youtube: Mr. Deity

I just wanted to share with the reader of Future Twits a cool series on Youtube called Mr. Deity. Basically, the series is an attempt to poke some lighthearted fun at some of the traditional Judeo-Christian traditions about God. I especially like this episode, which shows Mr. Diety interacting with his ex wife, Lucy (Lucifer). After all, every guy who has ever been married knows women are of the devil :)

Enjoy:



If you want to check out more webisodes, visit this Youtube channel.
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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Douche Off

I found this video on Youtube, and I thought that I would share it. It's basically a contest between two guys to see which one of them can be the biggest douche bag. The contest is funny (and describes a lot of guys that I know) and the result is surprising. Enjoy :)



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Sunday, January 9, 2011

Jared Lee Loughner (Alleged Tucson Arizona Shooter) Youtube Video Compilation

Gabrielle Giffords - 2009Image via Wikipedia
I found this compilation of Youtube videos from Jared Lee Loughner, the man accused of shooting Gabrielle Giffords and killing 6 other people, including a federal judge, in Tucson Arizona in January, 2011. It looks like the links to the originals of his videos might have been taken down by the staff at Youtube. However, I've managed to find a compilation of his videos that were republished using other user accounts.




The information presented in these videos, and the manner in which it is presented, is weird and disturbing. At certain points, he seems to repeat himself over and over with obvious statements, somewhat akin to stating "1 + 1 = 2." It's grotesque.
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Friday, December 10, 2010

My Picture of Muhammad

While watching a video about the South Park episode where a depiction of Muhammad was yanked off the air because of threats against the station from Muslim extremists, I was inspired to create my own artistic masterpiece where I also drew Muhammad. I even managed to do it in the under 450 characters allowed by Youtube. Unfortunately, some internal error wouldn't allow me to post the picture to their comments section, so I decided to post it to my blog instead. First, here is the video clip that I was talking about:




Second, here is my artistic masterpiece of Muhammad:


            !!!!!!!!
         !!!!!!!!!!!!!
             !!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!
!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!
!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!
!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!
!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!
       !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       !!!!!!       !!!!!!
       !!!!!!       !!!!!!
       !!!!!!       !!!!!!
       !!!!!!       !!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!      !!!!!!!!!!!!
                |
    Muhammad

To preempt a question, yes this is the extent of my artistic ability.


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Saturday, December 4, 2010

Philly TV Anchor -- "Shaving off her muff"

TV broadcast stations in 2006Image via Wikipedia
I found this funny little clip from a Philly TV station that proves, once again, there are no dirty words, only people with dirty minds. Watch how a reporter doesn't know the meaning (supposedly) of "shaving off your muff". Is it real? Is it fake? You decide!







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Sunday, October 10, 2010

The Jesus Christ Sponge (Shamwow Parody)

Another parody by the same guys who did the wtf blanket parody -- this time about the Shamwow. This is also very funny.


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Thursday, September 9, 2010

Four Parodies of David After The Dentist

Ah, David After The Dentist -- the Youtube classic that features a high up 8 year old high on Novocaine. Who ever thought that a little boy could get so famous in life for being on a drug trip on camera? Apparently David's parents, that's who. But, of course, for every video that comes out like this on Youtube, 500 or so parodies are sure to follow. To save time for our esteemed readers, we here at Future Twit have selected out the funniest parodies from those ranks of videos to make David even funnier. Enjoy!

First, the originial (mildly funny):



Second, David After The Divorce (very funny):



Third, David After The Dentist Remix (catchy):



Fourth, David After The Drugs (funniest of all!!!):



We hope that you enjoyed those posts! Stay tuned for more funny videos that we pluck from the crap on Youtube.
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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Funny: Dog Bites Teenager on the Crotch

Just like the video title says, it's a funny video of a teenage boy getting bitten on the crotch by a dog. Enjoy.




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