American Psycho: Mexican Style

I found this funny video on Youtube, and I thought that I would share it with you.

Disclaimer: I like Mexico. I like Mexicans. I am married to a Mexican. I like Mexican food, Mexican culture, Mexican history, and the small part of Mexico that I have seen. I am not posting this to be "racist". I am posting it because it is funny.


First, watch this video







Now, watch this video.






I'm throwing in a bonus video that is also quite funny.

The Unspoken Pact of the Blogger

As bloggers, we have an unspoken pact. No, it isn't anything as cool as the Harry Potter one -- though that would be cool -- it's far more sinister (evil laugh)!!!

You see, as bloggers we have a sacred duty, a solemn task , an awesome power, a duty and a calling, a whole wheat on rye . . .

Guess what it is yet? No?

We click on each others ads!!!

Why would one do this, may you ask. After all, isn't that cheating? And, after all, what do I want with a soy cappuccino machine or a blog selling comic books anyway?

My son (or daughter) let me tell you a little story.

You see, once upon a time, there was a company named Google. When they first started out, they provided a valuable service to the internet at large. Because of them, no one had to look in a magazine or use the useless Webcrawler enginefor their website address anymore. Instead, they could just type it into the amazing google engine. All the children were happy now because they could now google their names or look at asian porn to their hearts content.





But, one day, an evil witch called capitalism came and infected good Google with a virus called "greed". Instead of providing a valuable service to internet users everywhere, Google began to advertise. And, instead of being good, helpful advertisements about things people might want to buy, they posted useless worthless crap nobody wanted. All of the people were sad.

One day, future twits came by and told the people how to be happy again. Google, in order to push their worthless crap, had decided to start posting their advertisements on their users blogs -- in exchange for a small "royalty" every time someone clicked one of the ads. The evil thing about it (and why Google is so evil in general) is that nobody clicked on the ads because nobody wanted the crap in the ads. So, Google got rich while the peasants starved.




That's where future twits comes in.

The only way to fight against the Google monster is to click on other people's ads -- kind of like a cooperative. See, if I click on your ads, and you click on my ads, eventually we'll get to 100$ and stupid Google will have to actually send us a check, as opposed to all of us working like fools for free.

If you didn't read all this, I don't blame you. Allow me to summarize.

Click on my ads (and I will click on yours in return next time I visit your blog)

Together, we can defeat the Google empire and make them spend the 14 billion or so they have in cash right now! Don't believe me? See for yourself



The end!!!

On a serious note: I actually always do click on at least one ad every time (or every other time) that I visit someone's blog that has ads. I appreciate the effort that you put into your writing, and I want to support it. And, I want to screw with Google a bit :) Everyone needs latte (or cocoa) money.

[LYRIC] Sponge Band-때려줄까요 (Should I Hit Them For You?)

Hangeul:

내 앞에 그대가 눈물을 보이고 있죠
혹시 그 사람이 힘들게하나요
떨어지는 눈물을 보이지 않겠다고
다짐했던 그 약속 계속 지켰어야죠
또 다시 아프게해 힘이들때면
내가와 투정부려요 힘이되나요
그래요 그대만을 위한 내가 있어요
그대가 또 슬퍼질때면 난 어떡해야하죠

내가 때려줄까요 화가나네요
어떡해야 그사람
잊을수 있나요 지울수 있나요
그사람에게 갈건가요
거기서요 제발 가지마요
다시는 그사람에게 가지마요

이런 나를 사람들이 뭐라 할진 몰라요
그래요 나는 그런 바보죠
그대가 내곁에 있어요 울고 웃어요
가슴은 아프지만 나와 함께있으니까

내가 때려줄까요 화가나네요
어떡해야 그사람
잊을수 있나요 지울수 있나요
그사람에게 갈건가요
거기서요 제발 가지마요

다시는 그사람에게 보낼 수 없어요
모두다 잊어요 슬픔 모두다 내가 잊게할께요

그 사람 때문에 아픔때문에 울어도 소용 없어요
여길봐요 그대만을 위한 한사람
그대때문에 숨쉬는 한사람 나란사람
그대없인 나

Romanization:

nae ape geudaega nunmureul boigo itjyo
hoksi geu sarami himdeulgehanayo
tteoreojineun nunmureul boiji anketdago
dajimhaetdeon geu yaksok gyesok jikyeosseoyajyo
tto dasi apeugehae himideulttaemyeon
naegawa tujeongburyeoyo himidoenayo
geuraeyo geudaemaneul wihan naega isseoyo
geudaega tto seulpeojilttaemyeon nan eotteokhaeyahajyo

naega ttaeryeojulkkayo hwagananeyo
eotteokhaeya geusaram
ijeulsu innayo jiulsu innayo
geusaramege galgeongayo
geogiseoyo jebal gajimayo
dasineun geusaramege gajimayo

ireon nareul saramdeuri mwora haljin mollayo
geuraeyo naneun geureon babojyo
geudaega naegyeote isseoyo ulgo useoyo
gaseumeun apeujiman nawa hamkkeisseunikka

naega ttaeryeojulkkayo hwagananeyo
eotteokhaeya geusaram
ijeulsu innayo jiulsu innayo
geusaramege galgeongayo
geogiseoyo jebal gajimayo

dasineun geusaramege bonael su eobseoyo
moduda ijeoyo seulpeum moduda naega itgehalkkeyo

geu saram ttaemune apeumttaemune ureodo soyong eobseoyo
yeogilbwayo geudaemaneul wihan hansaram
geudaettaemune sumswineun hansaram naransaram
geudaeeobsin na

Translation:
You're showing a tear in my face
If you do it the hard
Would not show tears
Had pledged to continue its commitment jikyeoteoyajyo
If himyideulttae doi in deep again
Go with the power Can I copy wounded
Yeah, I'm just for you
I'm also sad that you're trying

I want to beat you're angry
What should he
Do you do shake your hand
He's going to
Do not go there please do not go
Do not go back to him

I saved your job what people do not know me
Yeah, it looks stupid now, I
Smile with me that you're crying
It breaks my heart but I've got with me

I want to beat you're angry
What should he
Do you do shake your hand
He's going to
Do not go there please do not go

I can not send him back to
I'll forget everyone, forget everything grief

He's crying because the pain is not gonna make it
Let's see here only for the person you
Because of you, breathing person who I am
Without You I'm

credit: asian-star-lyric

[LYRIC] Sponge band-안들려

KOREAN HANGUL

안들려아무것도헤아지자는말도
andeullyeo amugeotdo heajijaneun maldo
내가싫다는말도모두다들리지않아 my love
naega sirtaneun maldo modu da deulliji anha my love
아직은널못보내내가아직은안돼
ajigeun neol mot bonae naega ajigeun andwae
억지로라도붙잡아둘테니깐못이 긴척그냥
eokjirorado butjaba dultenikkan mot igincheok geunyang
너여기있어줘
neo yeogi isseojwo

어제도난여전히내게사랑한다말해주고
eojedo nan yeojeonhi naege saranghanda malhaejugo
내옆에조용히다가와따뜻하게날감싸줬어
nae yeope joyonghi dagawa ttatteutage nal gamssajwosseo
난한번도니가없는난상상도못했어
nan hanbeondo niga eomneun nan sangsangdo motaesseo
이미내머리속엔온통너하 나로가득한데
imi naemeorisogen ontong neo hanaro gadeukhande

안들려아무것도헤아지자는말도
andeullyeo amugeotdo heajijaneun maldo
내가싫다는말도모두다들리지않아 my love
naega sirtaneun maldo modu da deulliji anha my love
아직은널못보내내가아직은안돼
ajigeun neol mot bonae naega ajigeun andwae
억지로라도붙잡아둘테니깐못이 긴척그냥
eokjirorado butjaba dultenikkan mot igincheok geunyang
너여기있어줘
neo yeogi isseojwo

니가뭐라고말을해도난난난나는안들려
niga mworago mareulhaedo nannannan naneun andeullyeo
지나버린시간들은되돌릴수없 다고
jinabeorin sigandeureun doedollil su eopdago
사실은내가내가너무너무너무나빴어정말로미안해미안해
sasireun naega naega neomu neomu neomu nappasseo jeongmallo mianhae mianhae
이젠내가잘할게
ijen naega jalhalge

너없이죽도밥도아무것도먹지못해
neo eobsi jukdo bapdo amugeotdo meokji motae
하루도못참고난널괴 롭힐꺼야
harudo motchamgo nan neol goerophilkkeoya
이것봐내맘은오직한순간도아닌절대너를놓치못해
igeotbwa nae mameun ojik han sungandoanin jeoldae neoreul nochi motae

안들려아무것도헤아지자는말도
andeullyeo amugeotdo heajijaneun maldo
내가싫다는말도모두다들리지않아 my love
naega sirtaneun maldo modu da deulliji anha my love

아직은널못보내내가아직은안돼
ajigeun neol mot bonae naega ajigeun andwae
억지로라도붙잡아둘테니깐못이 긴척그냥
eokjirorado butjaba dultenikkan mot igincheok geunyang
사랑해널사랑해이게내마음이야
saranghae neol saranghae ige nae maeumiya
사랑한다는말야이대로두고떠나면안돼
saranghandaneunmallya idaero dugo tteonamyeon andwae

안들려아무것도
andeullyeo amugeotdo
안돼니가아니면사랑할수도없어
andwae niga animyeon sarang hal sudo eobseo
너에게난너무부족하지만그저괴롭지만
neoege nan neomu bujokhajiman geujeo goeropjiman
너만사랑할수는있어
neoman sarang hal suneunisseo

안들려아무것도
andeullyeo amugeotdo

Translation
Oh, I can not hear anything heahjijaneun
I do not want to tell everyone that I do not hear my love
Yet you still do not send me
Yigincheok just can not be forced to hold dultenikkan
You stay here

I still love you to tell me that yesterday
I approached quietly beside me, wrapped around a warm told
I'm never without you, I did not think
Naemeorisoken everywhere together, you're covered already

Oh, I can not hear anything heahjijaneun
I do not want to tell everyone that I do not hear my love
Yet you still do not send me
Yigincheok just can not be forced to hold dultenikkan
You stay here

I hear you say you can nannannan
They can not turn back time, or abandoned
Actually I was wrong, because I'm so so sorry I'm so sorry
Now I jalhalge

I can not eat anything without you got to
Motchamgo day I'll bother you
Check it out for a moment, not only my heart can not ever miss you

Oh, I can not hear anything heahjijaneun
I do not want to tell everyone that I do not hear my love

Yet you still do not send me
Yigincheok just can not be forced to hold dultenikkan
It's my mind I love being gone four
Do not know love like this can leave

I can not hear anything
Or do you love may not be
But I just is not enough to bother you but
Love for you to suneuniteo

I can not hear anything

Translation:google trans
credit: bugs

[LYRIC]2PM - Open Happiness lyrics + translation

===============KOREAN===============

Yeah ~ Open up mini-coke coke break 2PM Let's Go

처음 본 그순간 믿을 수 없었어 정말 깜짝 놀랐어
난생 처음 느껴본 한순간에 퍼지는 아주 행복한 기분

* 모두함께 짜릿함 꺼내봐
짜릿함을 다함께 느껴봐
새로움을 열어봐

# 짜릿함을 다함께 즐겨봐
행복함을 모두 채워봐
바로 지금 이순간

Open up Open up some happiness
Open up (지금 이순간) Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness

Eh Eh 참을 수가 없어 다른 무엇도 대신할수 없어
이 느낌 뭘까 처음 느껴보는 이 순간
짜릿함속에 한번 빠져봐 믿을 수 없는 행복을 느껴봐
세상이 뒤집히는 기분 즐거운 일들이 생길것같은 지금

그토록 원하던 perfect break 바로 우리가 원하는 짜릿함
끝내주는 기분이야 이제야 만났어 비로소 느꼈어 바로 너였어

Repeat *#

모 두가 열어봐 그리고 날아봐 항상 즐거울거야 우리만의 세상일거야
작고 짜릿하게 작지만 강하게 그토록 원하던 세상이 열리는 순간

Repeat *#

Open up Open up some happiness
Open up (지금 이순간) Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness

Open up Open up some happiness
Open up (지금 이순간) Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness

===============ROMANIZATION===============

Yeah ~ Open up mini-coke coke break 2PM Let's Go

Cheo eum bon keusungan mideul su eopseosseo
Jeongmal kkamjjak nollasseo
Nansaeng cheo eum neykkyeobon
Hansungane peojineun aju haengbokan kibun

* Moduhamkke jjalritam kkeonaebwa
Jjaritameul dahamkke neukkyeobwa
Saero umeul yeoreobwa

# Jjaritameul dahamkke jeulgyeobwa
Haengbokameul modu chaewobwa
Baro jigeum isungan

Open up Open up some happiness
Open up (jigeum isungan) Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness

Eh Eh chameul suga eopseo dareun mueotdo daesinhalsu eopseo
I neukkim mwolkka cheo eum neukkyeoboneun i sungan
Jjaritamsoke hanbeon ppajyeobwa mideul su eopneun haengbokeul neukkyeobwa
Sesangi dwijiphineun gibun jeulgeo un ildeuri saenggilgeot gateun jigeum

Keutorok wonhadeon perfect break
Baro uriga wonhaneun jjaritam
Kkeutnaejuneun kibuniya ijeya mannasseo
Biroso neukkyeosseo baro neoyeosseo

Repeat *#

Moduga yeoreobwa keurigo narabwa
Hangsang jeulgeo ulgeoya urimanui sesangil geoya
Jakgo jjaritage jakjiman ganghage keutorok wonhadeon sesangi yeollineun sungan

Repeat *#

Open up Open up some happiness
Open up (jigeum isungan) Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness

Open up Open up some happiness
Open up (jigeum isungan) Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness

===============TRANSLATION===============

Yeah ~ Open up mini-coke coke break 2PM Let's Go

That moment I first saw you, I couldn't believe it, I was so shocked
The first time I've felt this spreading of happiness in one flash moment

* Feel the thrill together
Feel the excitement all together
Open up the freshness

# Feel the thrill together
Fill it up with happiness
It's this very moment

Open up Open up some happiness
Open up (this very moment) Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness

Eh Eh I can't hold it in anymore, I can't do anything else
I wonder what this feeling is, the first time I've felt such a moment like this
Fall into the thrill, feel the unimaginable happiness
Feels like the world is flipping, as if something exciting will happen, this very moment

That perfect break you wanted so much, that thrill we both wanted
It's an amazing feeling, I know it now, the first time I felt it, it was you

Repeat *#

Everyone open it up and fly, you'll always be happy, it'll be our own world
It's small and thrilling, but that moment will be strong, the world you've always wanted

Repeat *#

Open up Open up some happiness
Open up (this very moment) Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness

Open up Open up some happiness
Open up (this very moment) Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness
Open up Open up some happiness

Credit: Bestiz@2oneday (Korean)
Translation by: jennying♥ @2oneday
Romanization by: headstrong_princess

[LYRIC] 2AM-I DID WRONG

Hangul-Romanization

내가잘잘잘못했어니말이달달달콤해서
naega jal jal jalmotaesseo ni mari dal dal dalkomhaeseo
맨날말말말로만날날날로날
maennal mal mal malloman nal nal nallo nal
갖고노는걸몰랐어
gatgo noneun geol mollasseo

Baby, do you really wanna hurt me
Why are you doin‘ this to me Why

너의다른남자들얘기안좋다는행실들얘기
neoui dareun namjadeul yaegi an jotaneun haengsildeul yaegi
모르는척못들은척넘어가보려고해봐도
moreuneun cheok mot deureun cheok neomeoga boryeogo haebwado

자꾸치근대는술버릇내친 구에게짓는웃음
jakku chigeundaeneun sulbeoreut nae chinguege jitneun useum
고치라고그만하라고아무리너에게말해도
gochirago geumanharago amuri neoege malhaedo

미안하다는말은다그때뿐
mianhadaneun mareun da geuttaeppun
변하겠다는말도다그때뿐
byeonhagetdaneun maldo da geuttaeppun
내가슴아파아파아픈걸알면서도
nae gaseum apa apa apeun geol almyeonseodo
자꾸만반복되는걸
jakkuman banbokdoeneun geol

내가잘잘잘 못했어니말 이달달달콤해서
naega jal jal jalmotaesseo ni mari dal dal dalkomhaeseo
맨날말말말 로만날날날로날
maennal mal mal malloman nal nal nallo nal
갖고노는걸몰랐어
gatgo noneun geol mollasseo

baby you‘re breaking my heart
baby you‘re hurting my heart
그만두고싶은데잘못된걸아는데
geumandugo sipeunde jalmotdoengeol aneunde
다시니곁에돌아가
dasi ni gyeote doraga

baby you and I 싸구려유행가
baby you and I ssaguryeo yuhaengga
속으론우는데억지로웃는광대
sogeuron uneunde eokjiro utneun gwangdae
baby you and I 싸구려유행가
baby you and I ssaguryeo yuhaengga
속으론우는데
sogeuron uneunde

미안하다는말은다그때뿐
mianhadaneun mareun da geuttaeppun
변하겠다는말도다그때뿐
byeonhagetdaneun maldo da geuttaeppun
내가슴아파아파아픈걸알면서도
nae gaseum apa apa apeun geol almyeonseodo
자꾸만반복되는걸
jakkuman banbokdoeneun geol

내가잘잘잘 못했어니말 이달달달콤해서
naega jal jal jalmotaesseo ni mari dal dal dalkomhaeseo
맨날말말말 로만날날날로날
maennal mal mal malloman nal nal nallo nal
갖고노는걸몰랐어
gatgo noneun geol mollasseo

baby you’re breaking my heart
baby you’re hurting my heart
그만두고싶은데잘못된걸아는데
geumandugo sipeunde jalmotdoengeol aneunde
다시니곁에돌아가
dasi ni gyeote doraga

삐끄덕엇나간내몸과맘자존심도없는바보라난
ppikkeudeok eotnagan naemomgwa mam jajonsimdo eomneun babora nan
사랑에속고도눈물을닦고이럼안되는데네게로가
sarange sokgodo nunmureul dakkgo ireom andoeneunde negero ga
니가놀다버린장난감이란사실에기분이참난감
niga nolda beorin jangnangam iran sasire gibuni cham nangam
근대왜왜왜왜난오 늘도니앞 에서웃는광대
geundae wae wae wae wae nan oneuldo ni apeseo utneun gwangdae

내가잘잘잘못했어니말이달달달콤해서
naega jal jal jalmotaesseo ni mari dal dal dalkomhaeseo
맨날말말말 로만날날날로날
maennal mal mal malloman nal nal nallo nal
갖고노는걸몰랐어
gatgo noneun geol mollasseo

baby you‘re breaking my heart
baby you‘re hurting my heart
그만두고싶은데잘못된걸아는데
geumandugo sipeunde jalmotdoengeol aneunde
다시니곁에돌아가
dasi ni gyeote doraga


Translate

I did wro-wro-wrong. Your words were swe-swe-sweet.
I didn't know your words words words were just playing with me me me everyday.

Baby, do you really wanna hurt me ?
Why are you doing this to me ?
Why ?

Talk of your other boys. Talk of bad behavior.
Pretended like I didn't know. Pretended like I didn't hear. Tried to let it go.

That increasingly familiar drinking habit: the smile you send my friends' way
"Don't do that. " "Stop that. " No matter how I tried to tell you.

Your apologies- merely momentary. Your pledges to change- merely momentary.
My heart hurts, hurts. You know it hurts and yet you repeat it all over again.

I did wro-wro-wrong. Your words were swe-swe-sweet.
I didn't know your words words words were just playing with me me me everyday.

Baby, you're breaking my heart. Baby you're hurting my heart.
I want to let it go. I know this isn't right, but I go back to your side.

Baby you and I. Cheap pop songs. Crying inside, but forcing myself to be a smiling clown.
Baby you and I. Cheap pop songs. Crying inside,

Your apologies- merely momentary. Your pledges to change- merely momentary.
My heart hurts, hurts. You know it hurts and yet you repeat it all over again.

I did wro-wro-wrong. Your words were swe-swe-sweet.
I didn't know your words words words were just playing with me me me everyday.

Crack, my mind and body split asunder. I'm a meek fool.
Even after being deceived by love, I wipe my tears, and although I shouldn't, I go to you
Feeling wretched in front of the truth that I was a toy you got sick off
But why why why why is today another I'm standing in front of you as a smiling clown.


I did wro-wro-wrong. Your words were swe-swe-sweet.
I didn't know your words words words were just playing with me me me everyday


credits: geniskencur+paroles

[LYRIC] 2NE1-TRY TO COPY ME

KOREAN HANGUL

날 따라해봐요
날 따라해봐요
날 따라해봐요 이렇게 (x2)

[CL] 한숨따윈 제발 그만 쉬고
어서 나를따라와
이제 생각은 다 버리고
그저 네 맘대로 자 움직여봐

[BOM] 거칠게 달려보자
Feels good tonight
더 빨리 갈 테니
절대 눈 감지마

[DARA] I got that thang thang
If you know what I mean
It goes bang bang
You can’t handle it

[MINZY] Ha-ha-ha
재밌는 girl
Say la-la-la
난 특별한 girl
Call me M-I-N-Z-Y
M-I-N-Z-Y
Yes, 자 빠져봐
Let’s go

날 따라해봐요
날 따라해봐요
날 따라해봐요 이렇게 (x2)

[CL] 눈치따윈 제발 그만 보고
어서 너를 보여봐
네가 원하던 거잖아
Step by step
절대로 멈추지마

[BOM] 더 높이 날아보자 up in the sky
더 높이 갈 테니 정신을 붙잡아

[DARA] I got that thang thang
If you know what I mean
It goes bang-a bang-a bang
Bang-a bang-a bang

[MINZY] Ha-ha-ha
재밌는 girl
Say la-la-la
난 특별한 girl
Call me M-I-N-Z-Y
M-I-N-Z-Y
Yes, 자 빠져봐
Let’s go

날 따라해봐요
날 따라해봐요
날 따라해봐요 이렇게 (x2)

Eh eh eh eh

Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
You’ve got me feeling like
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Eh eh eh eh eh
Come again (x2)

날 따라해봐요
날 따라해봐요
날 따라해봐요 이렇게 (x2)

Romanization

[CL] 2NE1 2010 (2-0-1-0)
You know how we do it
If you ain’t know, now you know
Lemme show you somethin’ real quick
Follow me

Nal ddara.hae.bwa.yo
Nal ddara.hae.bwa.yo
Nal ddara.hae.bwa.yo e.reok.hae (x2)

[CL] Han.soom.dda.win je.bal geu.man shwi.go
Eoseo na.reul.dda.ra.wa
E.jae saeng.gak.eun da beo.ri.go
Geu.jeo ni mam.dae.ro ja oom.jik.yeo.bwa

[BOM] Geo.chil.gae dal.ryeo.bo.ja
Feels good tonight
Deo bbal.li gal tae.ni
Jeol.dae noon gam.ji.ma

[DARA] I got that thang thang
If you know what I mean
It goes bang bang
You can’t handle it

[MINZY] Ha-ha-ha
Jae.mit.neun girl
Say la-la-la
Nan teuk.byul.han girl
Call me M-I-N-Z-Y
M-I-N-Z-Y
Yes, ja ppa.jyeo.bwa
Let’s go

Nal ddara.hae.bwa.yo
Nal ddara.hae.bwa.yo
Nal ddara.hae.bwa.yo e.reok.hae (x2)

[CL] Noon.chi.dda.win je.bal geu.man bo.go
Eo.seo neo.reul bo.yeo.bwa
Ni.ga won.ha.deon geo.jan.a
Step by step
Jeol.dae.ro meom.chu.ji.ma

[BOM] Deo nopi nal.a.ga.bo.ja up in the sky
Deo nopi gal tae.ni jung.shin.eul boot.jab.a

[DARA] I got that thang thang
If you know what I mean
It goes bang-a bang-a bang
Bang-a bang-a bang

[MINZY] Ha-ha-ha
Jae.mit.neun girl
Say la-la-la
Nan teuk.byul.han girl
Call me M-I-N-Z-Y
M-I-N-Z-Y
Yes, ja ppa.jyeo.bwa
Let’s go

Nal ddara.hae.bwa.yo
Nal ddara.hae.bwa.yo
Nal ddara.hae.bwa.yo e.reok.hae (x2)

Eh eh eh eh

Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
You’ve got me feeling like
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Eh eh eh eh eh
Come again (x2)

Nal ddara.hae.bwa.yo
Nal ddara.hae.bwa.yo
Nal ddara.hae.bwa.yo e.reok.hae (x2)

Translation

[CL] 2NE1 2010 (2-0-1-0)
You know how we do it
If you ain’t know, now you know
Lemme show you somethin’ real quick
Follow me

Try to follow me
Try to follow me
Try to follow me just like this (x2)

[CL] Please stop sighing and whatnot
And just follow me quickly
Throw all your thoughts away now
And just move however you want

[BOM] Let’s run intensely
Feels good tonight
We’re gonna go faster
So don’t you ever close your eyes

[DARA] I got that thang thang
If you know what I mean
It goes bang bang
You can’t handle it

[MINZY] Ha-ha-ha
A fun girl
Say la-la-la
I’m a special girl
Call me M-I-N-Z-Y
M-I-N-Z-Y
Yes, now fall for me
Let’s go

Try to follow me
Try to follow me
Try to follow me just like this (x2)

[CL] Please stop staring and whatnot
And just show yourself quickly
It’s what you’ve wanted
Step by step
Don’t you ever stop

[BOM] Let’s try to fly even higher, up in the sky
We’re gonna go higher
So get a hold of yourself

[DARA] I got that thang thang
If you know what I mean
It goes bang-a bang-a bang
Bang-a bang-a bang

[MINZY] Ha-ha-ha
A fun girl
Say la-la-la
I’m a special girl
Call me M-I-N-Z-Y
M-I-N-Z-Y
Yes, now fall for me
Let’s go

Try to follow me
Try to follow me
Try to follow me just like this (x2)

Eh eh eh eh

Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
You’ve got me feeling like
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Eh eh eh eh eh
Come again (x2)

Try to follow me
Try to follow me
Try to follow me just like this (x2)

Credits: GEE & kimchi hana @ YGLadies.com

A very funny Yahoo Question: How many morons work at Yahoo?

I had to post this -- too funny. Unfortunately, the link that you see is from Google Cache; the morons at Yahoo have very thin skin.

Here is the link

And here is the text (copyright belongs to the author, for critical analysis only)

How many yahoo morons work at Yahoo Answers full time/part time?

It never seems to amaze me how many morons yahoo has working for them, full time. I guess the old adage applies here: Misery loves company! What type of work do you think they will be capable of doing if yahoo ever gets taken over by another company? Selling shoes? Cleaning toilets, washing dirty underwear at the local YMCA, sweeping the city streets? You tell me?


My take

Yahoo really does suck. They are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Damn morons.

I remember when I used to spam their Yahoo Answers with advertisements for my blog (when I was just starting out). They kept deleting my accounts. Not cool.

This is also my experiment into search engine optimization. I'll tell you all how it goes.

So, in summary, Yahoo sucks. Yahoo morons. Yahoo deleted my account.

Here are a couple of pictures, if you've bothered to read through this crap.

[DOWNLOAD] 2AM-I DID WRONG MV

Download Here

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[DOWNLOAD] 2AM-I DID WRONG (Repacked)

01 Prologue
02 잘못했어

Download Here

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[DOWNLOAD] 2NE1- TRY TO COPY ME (MV)

MV HQ
Download Here

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[DOWNLOAD] 2NE1-TRY TO COPY ME (SINGLE)

날 따라 해봐요

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[DOWNLOAD] TOHOSHINKI-TOKI WO TOMETE ALBUM

Release Date: 2010.03.24
Genre: Pop / Dance / Ballad
Language: Japan
Bitrate: 320k

01 時ヲ止メテ (Tokiwo Tomete - 시간을 멈춰서)
02 Checkmate (Yunho From 東方神起)
03 가사時ヲ止メテ (Tokiwo Tomete - 시간을 멈춰서) (Never End Remix)
04 가사時ヲ止メテ (Tokiwo Tomete - 시간을 멈춰서) (Less Vocal)
05 Checkmate (Yunho From 東方神起) (Less Vocal)

Download Here

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Five Funny Videos

1. Speaking Teabag




2. Obama vs. Obama



3. Taliban Takeover



4. Stupid or Evil?


Democrats Vs. Republicans: Stupid or Evil? - The best free videos are right here

5. Playstation vs. Wii





Yeah, yeah, it's a lazy ass post. So what?

Rant Bloggers and Get-rich-quickers: two more types of internet blogs

Continued from last week . . .
























4. Rant bloggers

Your girlfriend dumped you. Your best friend stole your wallet. Your mom likes your younger sister better. Your cousin is marrying an idiot. Your girlfriend cheated on you with your cousin. Your dad started dating your girlfriend and now she's your mom.

We get it. Life sucks. You need a place to vent -- somewhere to go where everybody knows your name . . . However, do we care?

Not really. We just think it's funny.

Upside: These guys (mostly guys, a few girls) complain enough to make any of us feel better. Also, out of the 5 types of bloggers, these guys put BY FAR the least amount of effort into their blogs. I'm personally surprised at times that they don't just save themselves the effort and copy long strings of profanity to their pages.

Downside: Their strength is their weakness. THEY COMPLAIN A LOT! How annoying this pessimism gets depends on how seriously they take themselves. A blogger willing to laugh at the suckiness of life is cool. A bitter one is not.

5. Get-rich-quick

























Internet, meet your next millionaires. These bloggers have an idea: whether it's to sell online magazine subscriptions, promote an obscure search engine, run up thousands in profit from Google Adsense revenue (FAT CHANCE!) or even selling a book about how to get rich, these bloggers have the world, the internet, and their chumps . . . er, consumers figured out.

Upside: If you do succeed with this type of blogging, congradulations. You've beaten the system.

Downside: Blogs that generate content solely to make money -- without trying to make content that is also worth reading -- suck.

Sorry, but, to quote a cliche, "THERE AIN'T NO FREE LUNCH"






Feedback: What do you think of the pictures I include in the posts? Does it make you want to read my blog more, or are they off putting?

[NEWS] Jinon F.cuz tidak jadi melakukan operasi

Setelah dilarikan ke rumah sakit, karena usus buntu akut kemarin, terungkap pada tanggal 19 , Jinon leader F.cuz 's akan tidak memerlukan operasi.

Jinon telah mengalami beberapa ketidaknyamanan di daerah perut selama latihan sebelum F.cuz 's tampil di M! Countdown pada tanggal 18. Kemudian ia dibawa ke rumah sakit UGD untuk pengobatan langsung, meninggalkan F.cuz, yang hanya akan tampil 3 orang saja.

Tapi setelah diagnosis lebih lanjut dari dokter, dipastikan bahwa Jinon tidak memerlukan operasi seperti yang ditentukan bahwa sakit perut disebabkan oleh peradangan dari dinding usus besar atau juga dikenal sebagai divertikulitis.

Gejala-gejala ringan dapat diobati dengan obat-obatan walaupun komplikasi yang dapat menyebabkan peritonitis, yang memerlukan pembedahan.

wakil bicara F. Cuz 's menyatakan, "Ini masih dalam pembahasan apakah diperlukan operasi. Tetapi pada titik sekarang ini, Jinon tidak mungkin untuk tampil di acara musik yang dijadwalkan untuk akhir pekan ini. Jinon ingin meminta maaf kepada para penggemar karena membuat mereka khawatir dan dia berjanji untuk kembali dalam keadaan yang lebih baik lain kali. "

F.cuz dengan demikian akan membatalkan penampilan mereka di Musik dijadwalkan Bank dan Inkigayo dan akan kembali ke panggung sebagai anggota 4-kelompok lagi setelah Jinon telah pulih.

credit: allkpop
translation: upayvariety

[NEWS] Jaejoong’s Japanese drama poster unveiled

Seperti yang kita tahu selama ini, Jaejoong TVXQ main dalam Drama jepang yang berjudul Sunao ni Narenakute / 素直になれなくて / Hard To Say I Love You.
sekarang ini posternya sudah muncul. Poster mengungkapkan lima anggota cast utama: Eita, Ueno Juri, Megumi Seki, Tetsuji Tamayama dan Jaejoong.

Sunao ni Narenakute ditulis dan diproduksi oleh Jepang populer Eriko Kitagawa penulis skenario, yang juga bekerja pada Heaven's Postman, yang menampilkan Jaejoong. Drama garis plot cerita berkisar pada lima orang muda yang bertemu melalui sebuah layanan jaringan sosial populer, twitter.

Stay tuned to the premiere of Sunao ni Narenakute on April!

credit: allkpop
translate: Upayvariety

[NEWS] A NATION 2010

kita tunggu saja A-nation ini..

check this artist
http://a-nation.net/artist/index.html#shoot

menurut voting yang dilakukan sebuah web, artis yang paling diinginkan untuk mengisi a-nation adalah TVXQ , mereka saat ini memperoleh angka 767票/68.4%

untuk vote dbsk click disini
http://th-h.sakura.ne.jp/avex/a-nation10_01_b.html

credit: dbsknights,a-nation.net/index.html

Sexcapades, Hobbyists and more: Types of bloggers

5 Types of Bloggers

Ask yourself: what poor sap would spend hours writing a blog entry that (probably) less than 30 people are likely to read?

n In my experience, there are 5 types.

1. Sexcapades

-- A broad category reserved for the women of blogger who revel in sharing their infection . . . I mean infectious love of sex with the other members of the blogging community. Often a self styled “relationship therapist” for other bloggers, a “makeup expert” or “clubber”, these girls (and I say girls because no one wants to read about a man’s sex life) share every real, intimate detail of every sexual experience of their young lives – and throw in a few fake ones for free.

Upside:

These girls get a lot of readership. Every girl wants to be them; every guy wants to do them.

Downside:

These blogs are interesting in the same way watching someone peel a wart off their foot with a razor is interesting: you want to watch to see what happens next, but you don’t want to touch because it’s gross.

2. Family Journal

Some people like to take the personal, private moments of life and treasure them in a personal family journal, accessible only by themselves or maybe close friends and family. Others enjoy posting them on the internet for everyone to see. From baby vomit to family vacations to poems about slitting wrists, these women (yes women!) and bratty teen girls broadcast every waking moment of their lives for all to enjoy.

Upside:

Again, these bloggers get a lot of readers. A woman with baby spit all over her new jeans likes nothing better than reading about an older, fatter mother with baby even more baby spit on her jeans. A teen who wants to cut her wrists because her parents don’t understand her wants to hear about another teen girl who’s parents also don’t understand her and who’s boyfriend is dating her former best friend.

Downside:

Journalists: nobody cares. They just want gossip and to see you suffer.

3. Hobbyist

Do you have something you enjoy? Do you want to find others who enjoy this something as well? Do you want to tell others about this something anyway, ear raping them over and over with the details until they beg for mercy? Well, hobby blogging is for you!

Upside:

Even though the readership on these blogs tends to be less than the first two types, the posts tend to be more interesting. Also, at least the guys (and few girls) that do this are passionate about something in life – be it cars, sports, or wine in Napa Valley – and that is always fun too.

Downside:

These blogs are kind of a one trick pony and are only fun to read about once per month or so. Also, there is little opportunity to expand the blog, so most of the writers run out of things to say eventually and quit writing.

Well, this entry is getting long, so I am going to save the last two categories for later: rant bloggers and get-rich-quickers.

Reader Feedback: Leave a comment telling me what kind of blog you have or what kind you enjoy the most! Are you a “sexcapader” and proud of it?