Oh, the wonderful unity that Twitter has brought to the world! Instead of sitting on the John and reading a magazine as the primitive man would, we can now sit on the John and twitter to the world, "Hey, everybody, I'm sitting on the John!"
In the future, I unfortunately see Twitter becoming a more and more integral part of our society. Why? Because you're all a bunch of nosy voyeurs, that's why! You are the problem! Can't you make it 30 minutes without an update about what your friend is eating for lunch, what show they are watching on T.V., or how bad the traffic is on the way home from work? Is your life really that empty?
If you still don't understand, perhaps these videos will help.
1. The Future of Twitter
2. Twitter Whores
3. A Night with Ann Coulter (not relevant, just funny)
4. Glen Beck (also pretty funny)
5. Miley Cyrus Twitter
One more (Bill Maher)
Well, you get the idea. If you don't, please die.
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