Banned Commercials - Levis - Hot Girl

Another commercial I found that features a hot girl changing into a pair of Levis in a bathroom in front of blind guy. It's a must see -- very funny.

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3 Videos of People Getting Pwned by Exercise Balls

I found some funny videos of people getting owned by exercise balls on Youtube that I thought I would share on my blog. The best one is the first one that I'm sharing where the kid gets hit in the head and falls back down a set of stairs. The next two are about younger kids getting pwned by an exercise ball, but they're still quite funny too. Enjoy.


1. Falling down a set of stairs after getting hit in the head by an exercise ball:





2. Kid bounces ball of wall into head (kindy of fake looking, but not too bad):




3.Little kid runs into ball held by adult and pwned:

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Ann Coulter's Biography

Future Twits has peered into the future and found Ann Coulter working to ensure her place in "history"








10:10 @QueenOfDamned: I have contacted the History channel to come to my mansion and write my full biography: "Ann Coulter: I'm not Satan, a zombie, or a closet lesbian (I think)". Unfortunately, they couldn't be bothered, and so Ricardo from Telemundo is coming over.

10:20 @QueenOfDamned: Strike that, Telemundo is too high class for this project and they've been replaced by Teleritmo. 9 out of 10 Mexicans can't tell the difference.

11:00 @QueenOfDamned: Ricardo has arrived. I'll be tweeting out excerpts from my dictation so that my many, er, three followers can hear the exciting accounts in real time.





My first experience hating liberals came with a childhood crush that I had on the son of a hippie couple from my middle school, Kevin. I loved him, but he dumped me for another hippie named Rainbow -- even though I let him go to third base.

@QueenOfDamned: Are you getting that, Ricardo?

@BeanBurrito: Si, senor. Algo . . . algo . . . fajo con su tio Kevin, su papa, su hijo, ademas, ademas. Continue, please, senor.








However, I credit these rejections -- and a failed experiment in a cult -- with shaping me into the person I am: a bitter, obnoxious woman with a bad boob job and a deep seated hatred of everything not rich, white, and American.

@BeanBurrito: Algo, algo, Ella es una puta . . . una que fuma marijuana y crack y quiere que yo toce sus pechitos. Pero, tengo principios: no hombres.

@QueenofDamned: I'm sorry; Glen is here for my 2 o'clock and I have to finish shoving his face in that pile of used socks. Can you come back.

@BeanBurrito: Prefiero que me muera. Si, senor.







Some Coulter videos:











Another Natalie Portman

Liberals: Ideal Pets

We here at future twits have been watching the political world closely, and we have matched some of the prominent liberals with their ideal pets. Enjoy.

1. Michael Moore -- Panda Bear





















Reason: Same Cheeks


2. Howard Dean -- Pit Viper



















Reason: Same Eyes


3. Bill Maher -- Donkey
























Reason: Same Nose


4. Nancy Pelosi -- Woodpecker




































Reason: Same Cheekbones



5. Keith Olbermann -- Orangatang




























Reason: Same expression


Thanks for reading to the end. Now, for your reward.














What we should all do to Muslims





















Tell me what you think (about the hot girls, the liberal animal likeness, etc.) Thanks.