Showing posts with label tweets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tweets. Show all posts

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Funny Tweets: Justin Bieber, Octamom, and more

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Looking for some funny tweets from Twitter about Justin Bieber? You've come to the right place!

1. Justin Bieber and and Jasmine Villegas picture: guess which one is the "girl" in the relationship.

2. Twitter: because you just don't care anymore.

3. Octamom: Proving once again that people shouldn't own more kids than they do cars.

4. Justin Bieber and his "Mexi-fever": Selena Gomez and Jasmine Villegas threesome?

5. Why did octamom cross the road? A: to get to the welfare check on the other side.
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Sunday, November 7, 2010

More Funny Tweets from Twitter about Ashton Kutcher

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I thought that I would share a few more funny tweets from twitter about our favorite twit -- Ashton Kutcher. Do we like having fun at the expense of this particular twit actor? Do we like to make fun of people who are better looking than us and have more money than us in general? Do fat girls like karaoke? On all accounts, the answer is YES!


Ashton woke up yesterday scared because he thought his grandma had crawled into his bed. Then, he realized it was just Demi w/out makeup.

Ashton is smart to tweet about his idiosyncrasies. It's his followers who are wasting time.

Ashton Kutcher and John Wayne -- stubbornly refused to change characters in every movie they made.

Ashton Kutcher -- gonna make celebs skinny again, one Punk'd video at a time.

Ashton Kutcher -- because your mom thinks he's cute and your sister is having his baby.

If you have any other tweets to add to these, leave them in the comment box (with your name so that you get proper credit).



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Saturday, October 30, 2010

More Funny Tweets from Twitter -- Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian attending Maxim's 10th Annual H...Image via Wikipedia
I just thought that I would share some funny tweets from Twitter about Kim Kardashian. Warning: if you like Kim, don't read these. They're hilarious and mean spirited.

1. Kim Kardashian makes a sex video, becomes a millionaire. A poor girl makes a sex video, get $200 and an STD. Life is fair?

2. Kim Kardashian + Justin Bieber = Cougar on the prowl.

3. Some people call call Kim Kardashian "full figured". Others simply call Weight Watchers.

4. Now playing -- Kim Kardashian in "The Shallow Girl Strikes Back".

5.  Kim Kardashian has a nose for trouble. It also doubles as an umbrella.

So, what do you think: funny or over-the-top mean?


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